Jive Talking in Airplane

Jive Talking in Airplane!

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man, strong, healthy and wise!

Some clips from Airplane! (1980)

Cast:

• Jive Lady - Barbara Billingsley
• Jive Talker #1 - Norman Alexander Gibbs
• Jive Talker #2 - Al White
• Air Stewardess - Julie Hagerty

Scene 1

Jive Talk Translation

Jiveman #1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.

Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Yes, he is wrong for doing that.

Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.

Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.

Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get thatbodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!

Together: Sh010039et! Golly!

Scene 2

Jive Talk Translation

Elaine: Would you gentleman care to order your dinners?

Jiveman #1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java.

I would like the steak please.

Jiveman #2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden.

I'll have the fish.

Scene 3

Attendant: Can I get you something?

Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.

Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attendant: Ohhhh, good.

Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.

Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.

Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

Added on 11/12/2007

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