Random Management Statement Generator
Produce a typical management statement (also called management talk or management speak)
Click on the Create button to produce a statement that you are likely to here a manager say. Every time you click a new statement will be generated.
Update on 04/01/2008 : The Random Management Statement Generator now uses AJAX to produce its statements. This should mean a more streamlined cross-user interface resulting in high statement productivity when set against mission-critical turnkey targets.
Previous Comments For This Page
We need to orchestrate intuitive web services
Seems pretty apt to me!
By Wendy on 23/06/2008
Hallo
By frank on 25/05/2008
Russe
By Eugen Bravikov on 10/05/2008
OK
leute macht ma ein halblang OK??
WEI´ßT DU WAS
DU BIST GEFEUERT
UND JETZT FEIER ICH
YEAH YEAH YEAH
CIAO CIAO
By CIAO on 27/04/2008
"We need to generate distributed convergence." To counter, I suppose, centralized divergence?
By Grendel on 17/03/2008
The King of de Rock
By Daniel Schmid on 10/03/2008
We need to incubate collaborative partnerships
By Big Joe on 26/11/2007
Dajesz dzisioj na browara?
On 2007-11-26
Maximize one-to-one interfaces to explore vertical relationships while implementing synergistic metrics
to productize back-end experiences.
By Lumberg on 23/11/2007
Wieviel Zeit ist noch? Hast Du schon ein Geschenk?
On 2007-11-21
It's about time you showed up for work.
On 2007-11-08
HAYIR OLAMAZ
By ZAAAART on 26/10/2007
i love u asses
By amanda on 28/09/2007
We need to unleash plug-and-play e-business
On 2007-09-25
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